Kiwis Can Fly

London → New Zealand · 2011

The Epic Overland
Adventure

One year, twenty-seven countries, 43,000 kilometres home — without a single flight until the very end.

303Days on the road
27Countries
2,880Photographs
93Journal entries

By train, bus, boat, ferry, hitched rides and the occasional bicycle — no flying until the last leg home.

About this journey

The plan was simple and slightly mad: get from London all the way home to New Zealand overland. South through France and Italy, east across the Balkans and up through Eastern Europe into Russia, the Trans-Siberian railway through Mongolia and China, then down the length of Southeast Asia to Indonesia.

Spin the globe below to trace the route, dive into any of the seven legs, or read straight through from Day One.

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The seven legs

I. Western Europeleg map & intro →

7 March 2011Off to a flying start. Day One: FAIL!London 9 March 2011Dodging Dog Shit in MarseilleMarseille 13 March 2011Lifestyles of the Rich and FamousNice 18 March 2011Quick Learner - MilanMilan 19 March 2011The Menace From VeniceVenice 19 March 2011Have I died and gone to heaven? - Cinque TerreCinque Terre 20 March 2011Getting loose in PisaPisa 24 March 2011Penis Galore! - FlorenceFlorence 25 March 2011Quick stop in SienaSiena 28 March 2011When in Rome... CYCLE!Rome 2 April 2011See Naples and DIE!Naples 3 April 2011A trip to the brothel in Pompei (and Sorrento)Pompeii

II. The Balkansleg map & intro →

5 April 2011This. Is. Spartaaaaa! - AthensAthens 15 April 2011I once had a bad experience with a Sea CucumberSantorini 19 April 2011The Icing on the Cake...Pamukkale 23 April 2011Talkin' TurkeyIzmir 28 April 2011A modern stone-age familyCappadocia 2 May 2011Bulgarian Border CrossingsSofia 2 May 2011Lest We ForgetGallipoli 11 May 2011Faith is Restored!Skopje 13 May 2011Need a new TV remote?Tirana 21 May 2011The Gulf of KotorKotor 24 May 2011F*** Land I'm on a Boat!Dubrovnik 28 May 2011VertigoMostar 31 May 2011And here is where my day got awesomeZagreb 4 June 2011Packin' HeatBelgrade

III. Eastern Europe & the Balticsleg map & intro →

9 June 2011Armed with Stakes and GarlicTimisoara 15 June 2011Tattoos and Gunshot Wounds [Ukraine] Part IChernivtsi 21 June 2011A Post-Apocalyptic World [Ukraine] Part IIKyiv 23 June 2011Police PatrolsMinsk 25 June 2011Home Made VodkaVilnius 27 June 2011KIWI BAR!Riga 30 June 2011The Hanging RoomTallinn

IV. Russia & Mongolialeg map & intro →

9 July 2011Paris without the a**holesSt Petersburg 11 July 2011Mummies and Drunk RussiansMoscow 17 July 2011One Cat, One Baby, Many bottles of Vodka...Vladimir 27 July 2011Asia in Russia!Irkutsk 5 August 2011Sleepless in MongoliaUlaanbaatar 9 August 2011Bumpy, dirty and dustyGobi Desert 2 September 2011Paper Mache Monsters and Breast PumpsUlaanbaatar

V. Chinaleg map & intro →

7 September 2011When tourists become the attractionBeijing 15 September 2011One Big Fat BuddhaShanghai 15 September 2011Only the most dangerous mountain walk in the world...Xian 17 September 2011Beware of The ShaftHong Kong 18 September 2011I can only describe it as a Freak ShowGuilin 18 September 2011Vegas of the EastMacau 21 September 2011Fried SlugsYangshuo 30 September 2011Dragons GateKunming 4 October 2011Harvest SeasonDali 5 October 2011Breakin' The Law!Lijiang 8 October 2011Stressing BallsTiger Leaping Gorge 8 October 2011Do Not Harm The BuddhasShangri-La 9 October 2011Got Rice?Yuanyang

VI. Southeast Asialeg map & intro →

12 October 2011Skinned DogSapa 13 October 2011Holding on for dear lifeHanoi 14 October 2011The Temple of DoomHue 15 October 2011This could get messyHoi An 18 October 2011Funky MonkeyNha Trang 20 October 2011The Happiest Buddha in the WorldDalat 22 October 2011Heaven on EarthMui Ne 26 October 2011Instruments of TortureSaigon 28 October 2011Exit Through The Gift ShopMekong Delta 29 October 2011Bone PagodaPhnom Penh 31 October 2011Backpacker ParadiseSihanoukville 3 November 2011The Worst Bus Trip EVAR!Koh Kong 4 November 2011One Interesting MonkBattambang 7 November 2011Beyond ImpressiveSiem Reap 8 November 2011Rasta PiePai 8 November 2011More Buddha Than Your Body Can HandleChiang Mai 14 November 2011No Ordinary TempleChiang Rai 20 November 2011StandoffLuang Prabang 24 November 2011Pit StopVientiane 24 November 2011TUBING!Vang Vieng 28 November 2011One Night in BangkokBangkok 28 November 2011Quantity over QualityKo Phangan 28 November 2011Mounting MonkeysKrabi 29 November 2011What's the Catch?Kota Bharu 30 November 2011KL is the Shiz!Kuala Lumpur 5 December 2011Long Walk DownCameron Highlands 6 December 2011Chaos of CulturesPenang

VII. Indonesialeg map & intro →

8 December 2011Not Broken?Medan 10 December 2011Gay Mad MaxBerastagi 11 December 2011Zero OrangutanBukit Lawang 22 December 2011Clean EnoughJakarta 27 December 2011Cyclo-ManiaYogyakarta 30 December 2011Not From This WorldMount Bromo 4 January 2012Scammed. Hard.Bali

Epilogue

21 February 2012The End of the Epic Overland AdventureRecap

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